UPKO X ROOMFUN Ride-On Electric Trojans Sucking Cannon Machine

Description

The UPKO X ROOMFUN Automatic Trojan Sucking Machine isn’t just a toy—it’s a rebellion against ordinary intimacy. Designed for explorers who crave precision, power, and boundless creativity, this fusion of advanced robotics and erotic artistry redefines what it means to lose control. With 13 suction modes, 6 telescopic thrusts, 360° rotation, and built-in heating, it’s engineered to mimic—and surpass—the rhythms of human passion.

🔥 Features 🔥

• 13 Suction Modes + 6 Thrust Depths: From gentle flutters to relentless suction, customize intensity like a DJ mixing your climax. Sync the telescopic strokes (up to 2.4” thrusts) to mimic slow seduction or rapid, primal pounding.
• 360° Rotating Dildo: The silicone shaft twists, swirls, and pulses with lifelike unpredictability, hitting angles no human could replicate. Combined with heated stimulation (body-temperature warmth), it blurs the line between machine and lover.
• IPX5 Waterproof & Whisper-Quiet: At <58dB, it’s stealthier than a heartbeat. Use it in the shower, bath, or bedroom—no interruptions, no regrets.

🚀 Three Ways to Ride the Wave 🚀

1. Prone Position: “The Melt”
   Collapse face-first into pillows, knees bent, and let the machine’s rhythmic suction + rotation unravel you. Perfect for stress relief, lazy Sundays, or surrendering to sensation without lifting a finger.

2. Squatting Position: “The Conductor”
   Take charge. Hover above the Trojan, grip the handles, and drive the thrusts up, down, or in 360° circles. Sync the suction to your hip rolls for dual stimulation that rewards boldness.

3. Spider Style: “The Edge”
   Arch your back, spread-eagle on the floor, and let the machine’s upward thrusts press relentlessly against your G-spot or prostate. The stretched posture amplifies every twitch, turn, and tremor—ideal for edging or explosive finishes.

🌿 Tech Meets Touch 🌿

• Body-Safe Silicone: Velvety, hypoallergenic, and easy to clean—warm water and soap wipe away evidence of your adventures.
• 75-Minute Marathon Mode: Outlast even the most relentless cravings. Recharge via Type-C in 3 hours.
• Sturdy & Stable: Weighing 1750g (3.8 lbs), it stays planted during even the wildest sessions.

📏 Specs at a Glance 📏

• Material: Premium Silicone (Shaft) + ABS Plastic (Body)
• Size: 17.3” x 9.6” x 8” / 441×244.8×202.2mm (Compact yet Commanding)
• Modes: 13 Suction + 6 Thrust + Heating
• Noise Level: <58dB (Library-Quiet)
• Waterproof: IPX5 (Splash-Proof)
• Weight: 1750g / 3.8 lbs